Presenting the Lineups for the (Non-Existent) 2021 All-Star Game

One of the greatest things about having a truncated NHL season is that we’re spared the waste of time known as the All-Star Game. And with the Olympics on the docket for next season, that will give us two straight years of the league’s annual snorefest/scorefest where nobody hits and nobody cares. (And perhaps best of all, nobody can pull out of the game this year.)