The NHL is Hopefully Nearing the End of Empty Arenas

I realized from a pretty early age that I was not destined for professional hockey. 

It’s one of the rare flashes of productive foresight I’ve displayed in my otherwise entirely foolish life. A 10-year-old who hates backchecking and loves cheeseburgers likely wasn’t going to make the show. And from that moment on, after reality hit young Mike squarely between his dumb little eyes, every fiber of my being became focused on one day getting paid to judge those good enough to do what I never could: Play in the NHL.